Best Chest Award is Won by Norwich Contestant.

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Norfolk contestant wins best chest at the National Chestival Festival.

Frankie Lake, from Norwich, fought off 78 other contestants to bring home the prestigious trophy and title of Best Chest of the Rest (of England).

The Best Chest of the Rest (of England) Trophy.

Frankie commented on winning the award, “I thought I’d be in the top ten but I never thought I’d win! This is the breast thing that’s happened to me”.

*WARNING* The photo of Frankie’s winning chest is pictured below. If you are offended by nudity please do not scroll down further.

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Frankie displaying his award winning chest.

As you can see it’s a beautiful sight, if you don’t believe in a God or a creator you must do now! How could evolution produce such a specimen?

One of the judges, Derek Smith, said, “Frankie won due to his commitment to keep his chest in peak condition by eating the correct food for optimum bulge. The shape and curvature of the chest with the added hair distribution brought an unanimous decision from the judges.”

Frankie has credited some of his award to his local takeaway, Kebabs ‘R’ Us. Who delivered his daily food order on time with discount. Frankie said that the amount of grease on the food which just passes as meat, also with care in presentation by having the obligatory black hairs removed, was essential for his training.

Frankie has already started preparing for next year’s competition which, because he will be the defending champion, will be staged in Norwich. He is hoping to also compete in America for the title of Best Chest in the West.

 

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